Warning: Cyberspace is filling up

Apparently, if we don't do something about it soon, the Internet will soon fill up and cause all of our computers to run more slowly and possibly to self-destruct. While we're not sure what capacity on the Internet has to do with the speed at which a computer runs, we feel it is time to raise the Internet Clog Warning to Level 5 (danger of slow Internet speeds or low bandwidth). As all of you know, there are only six levels, and since we devised this system a few days ago this is the first time we have ever reached Level 5. We are not pushing for a Level 6 (Computers exploding because of slow Internet speeds or low bandwidth) just yet because we know that the speed of a computer has nothing to do with the speed of the Internet, unless all that computer does is use the Internet. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not practical, and we therefore ask all of you to remain calm and to watch fewer videos on YouTube. If each of us does his or her part we will be able to avoid causing peoples' computers to blow up in their faces.