A turning point

Information gathered in the last few weeks has brought us to a turning point in our fight against the Parent Corporation. After months of struggles, we finally know who is running the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch! Well, we know his pseudonym, anyway. He goes by the name "Edgar," and we know that he plays volleyball and watches Antiques Roadshow religiously. Regardless of the minutiae here we would like to thank all of you who have contributed to this small victory! (Also, if anyone has a friend named Edgar who plays volleyball and watches Antiques Roadshow, now would be a good time to inform your local GPD office).