Who will be next?

Many of you have asked whether the GNU Public Dictatorship was involved in the recent bombing of a statue of Vladimir Lenin in St. Petersburg, Russia. At first we didn't want to respond because the claim sounded so unreasonable. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not tolerant and would never deface other people's property. If anything, it sounds like the work of the Parent Corporation's evil henchmen trying to besmirch our name. In fact, however, according to our operatives, the Parent Corporation does not appear to be involved in any way. We are troubled by their apparent complete lack of involvement, and more troubled by the fact that many of you, our supporters, thought we might have something to do with it. It sounds like there is some sort of conspiracy brewing, and we hope we'll get to the bottom of it soon. Incidentally, if anyone has any information that would lead to the capture of those responsible for this act or would implicate the Parent Corporation, we are offering a reward. Anyone with useful information will be treated to an all-expenses paid trip to Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. If Miss Universe enjoyed it, you will, too!