A Grateful Acceptance

I am honored to have been chosen to be a (probationary) member of the People's GNU Dictatorship Board of Dictators. As you have no doubt read, I intend to do everything in my power to abolish the evils of the Parent Corporation. I am not prepared at this time to give a full autobiographical statement, however I do plan to do so as soon as possible. I am nothing if not pleased at this opportunity.