For the paranoid among us

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not innovative, and that is why we have a whole Research and Development wing. One product they have been working on for quite some time now is targeted at the paranoid among us--especially those who believe they are practically already walking corpses. The prototype (pictured below) is called a "Living Body Bag." While the astute among our supporters will note that it is not yet a complete body bag, we would like to point out that the wearer still gets the feel of being in a body bag AND the freedom of movement afforded by more traditional attire. We would like to congratulate our R&D department and especially Hank Trudeau, the inventor behind the Living Body Bag. Thanks, Hank!