Those dastardly cowards!

By now we shouldn't be surprised when the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch commits a new atrocity, but no matter how well we prepare we can't stop being appalled at the dastardly acts they undertake.

If our information is reliable (and thanks to good operatives like "Natasha" and "Viktor" it always is) the Parent Corporation has figured out a way to use stickers to create fake appendices and insert them near the real ones. The result is that when a doctor is called upon to remove an appendix he may miss and remove the fake appendix instead, as occurred in this case. The goal, as far as we can tell, is to discredit the medical industry so that the Parent Corporation can force upon us a new type of medicine, which, if our reports are accurate (as I said they always are) borrows heavily from the Oriental art of Acupuncture. The main difference is that they use brads and hole punches to administer the "therapy."

While we know that the medical system has its problems, we urge people to not jump on the anti-doctor bandwagon. Whatever we have now is infinitely better than the brad-upuncture we would be submitting to by letting the Parent Corporation win!