Finally, a reasonable call to Emergency Services

We have spent many hours trying to instruct our supporters on when it is appropriate to call emergency services, and we are finally seeing the fruits of our efforts. In this case, the woman in question called emergency services not because someone was out of lemonade or they didn't have McNuggets, but because there was not enough shrimp in her fried rice. We extend our condolences to the poor woman as the cook didn't even put extra shrimp in there for her! At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased that our instruction is benefiting society!