Poetic justice

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to striving for a poetic justice system. We have tried many methods, including recently asking judges to read Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson, but it hasn't worked yet. Justice has been no more poetic thanks to our efforts. That is, until now! After our early failures we refocused our efforts on the offenders themselves, figuring that if we can't make the justice system poetic maybe we can achieve our goal some other way. We would like to thank "Viktor" and "Natasha" for their time spent in pursuit of this lofty goal, especially now that we have our first public success! Thanks to the efforts of our preeminent operatives two drunken drivers in Wisconsin collided not with innocent bystanders, but with each other! It is too early to state that innocent victims are a thing of the past, but we are pleased with the progress.