An interesting way to test something

Apparently a Philadelphia cable network had a glitch last week where religious services were interrupted by a racy ad. The explanation: the emergency alert system had been tested, and what happened to be playing on the emergency channel was a paid ad for adult videos. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we take the single complaint filed in this case seriously, and we will use all of our influence to get the emergency alert system to stop accepting ads from businesses that may not be suitable for the masses (or for during mass).