Another Despicable Attack

It seems the Parent Corporation is at it again, this time trying to destabilize politics in India. They apparently lured VS Acharya to a rally in Udupi pretending to be members of his own political party. He began addressing them, but soon discovered not a choir of fellow believers but a hostile and inimicable host ready to burn him at the stake. The tactic, while not new to veterans of the long battle between the GNU Public Dictatorship and the unscrupulous manufacturers and distributors of unsafe office products, is remarkable in that it marks the first time it has been used outside of the United States and Europe. (The student of history among our supporters may try to point out that there was one incident in Argentina, but it was never proven beyond reasonable doubt that the Parent Corporation was involved.) At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not slow to jump to conclusions, but when you add this up with the influence laundering scandals of recent weeks it reeks of something big, perhaps a direct response to our naming of a new (and potentially very damaging to the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch) member of the Board of Dictators. We believe they are trying to intimidate Daniel, but as far as our 24-hour-a-day surveillance so far on him has shown he is not letting it get to him. We look forward to more posts from him so that we can confront the Parent Corporation head-on once again.