Our parents always warned us about this...

Our parents constantly told us to be careful and not to swallow too many seeds lest we grow plants inside ourselves. We always dismissed these claims as fictitious and intended only to tease gullible children, but we may have to reconsider our opinion based on this strange case. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not skeptical of such bizarre claims, but we are investigating this occurrence and will let you know if we determine whether or not it is a real danger to our supporters.