Friday, April 24, 2009

We didn't want to have to admit it, but...

We have been avoiding confronting this issue for some time now, but it seems that the tide of public opinion is turning against us. The public has finally discovered that the Four Corners marker visited by many tourists is actually not at Four Corners. While we can't make all of our reasons for perpetrating this deception on the public clear (please submit form FCI-223-J if you wish us to consider giving you the information), we do apologize for any confusion this may have caused. Before you burn your photos of Four Corners, however, be assured that the Supreme Court does recognize the monument as the actual border of the states. Oh, and please don't go exploring 2.5 miles to the east of the monument. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not kind, but we won't be held responsible for your fate if you choose to disregard this warning.

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