Thursday, April 23, 2009

The pieces are starting to fit together

Over the last few months since the demise of the Company we have seen increasingly strange occurrences. We have successfully pinned many of them on the Parent Corporation, but there are still quite a few things that we can't yet assign to the Parent Corporation and their Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch. Of particular interest to us is the apparent influence-laundering scheme uncovered by our operatives recently. Until now there have been a few pieces missing from the overall picture that have left us scratching our heads.

Thanks to this incident, however, the pieces are starting to fall into place. We can't talk about it publicly yet for fear that it would compromise our operatives who are working to get into position to identify and dethrone the leaders of the Parent Corporation, but we would like to say that by combining this with our newly found knowledge about their evil sticker campaigns we have been able to put enough pieces together that we believe we can make a real dent in the Parent Corporation within a few weeks. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not excited about impeding our enemies!

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