Welcome, Daniel, the newest (probationary) member of the People's GNU Dictatorship Board of Dictators

We would like to extend our congratulations and simultaneously introduce you to the newest member of the Board of Dictators, Daniel. While his application was impressive, it was his work combating the pernicious evil of stickers that pushed him to the top of the heap. His antagonism for the Company and the Parent Corporation have been proven time and time again. In lieu of adding a full biographical sketch here we have asked him to provide an autobiographical sketch. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to authenticity, and what could be more authentic than an autobiographical sketch? We welcome Daniel to the Board and look forward to his posts!