There are other aspiring world leaders out there...

We know we're the best option for ruling the world, but you don't have to take our word for it. In this post we have attempted to gather some of the other aspiring world leaders so that you can make an informed decision:

• Dell "Superdell" Schanze. Currently he is running for Governor of the State of Utah, but we're sure that he'll have higher aspirations once he achieves that goal.
• Vladimir Putin of Russia.
  
• Gene Ray. He knows we are all educated stupid and will help us become enlightened. The time cube will solve all of our problems.
  
• Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow, former Head Dentist of Turkmenistan.
• Patrick Anderson (Lord AGNUcius). He knows how to cure brain bacteria and will help fix the economy in a very innovative way.
• The Parowan Prophet. He will help us be ready for WWIII.
• George W. Bush of the United States.
• Kim Jong-il of North Korean fame.
• Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.
  
• Raul Castro of Cuba.

After perusing this list I'm sure you'll all agree that we are a much more attractive option than some of these other aspirants. Here at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not reasonable!