A Successful Diplomatic Campaign

I'm pleased to report on my recent diplomatic mission. Stronger ties were built with the leaders of various groups, including the Adygs of the northwest Caucasus region, the Cupeño people of southern California, and the Gorani in the Balkans. In addition, the office product manufacturers Soennecken, Leitz, and Ampad agreed to cut brad production and in the case of Leitz, eliminate it entirely.

One thing I'm sure you've all noticed is that it is getting increasingly hard to acquire brads. We applaud the companies who have listened to our appeals and our supporters who have refused to purchase them. In the not-so-distant past you could walk into almost any store to purchase brads, but now you have to walk into specialty stores. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not grateful for your support!