We're still flattered

Several of our readers in the Anaheim area have pointed out that, search as they might, they can't find the sign that Jaime Rodriguez sent us. In fact, they say, the cannot find the Anaheim First Episcopal Church. We'd like to reassure these readers that we already knew this, and never intended to convey to our readers that we thought the church sign in Jaime's picture was authentic. We were flattered that he thought to create such a picture and thought that perhaps such pictures might increase our clout with certain religious groups that seem to be opposed to one central world government.

We are quite disappointed with our supporters for not understanding this without our protracted explanations, but at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not quick to forgive. In fact, in the spirit of Jaime's picture, we are now opening up a contest for the best fake church sign picture supporting our government! The prize: a coffee mug and a two-week vacation at the GNU Public Theme Park in Corpus Christi, Texas. Please submit as many signs as you want. Family members of Board members are not eligible to win the prize, but they are encouraged to enter often.

The deadline for submissions will beTuesday, October 21, 2008 at 17:00 UTC. Late submissions with exceptional merit may be considered, but don't bet on it.

Here are a few selected resources for generating church sign pictures:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
Reform Church of God sign generator
The Church of Scientology sign generator
The Westboro Baptist Church sign generator

Happy sloganizing!