Once-in-a-lifetime, or, once a year

This is it, folks. Your yearly opportunity to make a real difference in the lives of your fellow citizens. Your one shot at an everlasting spot in the history books. In other words, it's time for our annual Board Review. 

For the previous 11 years, the people* have voted overwhelmingly in favor of keeping our current humble servants, Juliana, Tim and Craig, as the sole members of the Board of Dictators. Each year we have asked for applications of those interested in helping us shoulder the burdens of world domination. This year is no different! We will be opening up the application period shortly so check back here for more information. We'll have the official Application Forms and details of how to submit the necessary blood work, hair samples and elementary school transcripts.

You can submit your forms through the end of this month and we'll have our annual "election" in conjunction with the U.S. election in November. We hardly need to guess which will garner more fame and attention in the long term.

* "The People" being defined as "the people of the GNU Public Dictatorship's Board of Dictators and legal assignees, representatives and other interested parties as set forth by the board."