We got him!

It is with great pleasure that I announce to you all that we have captured the Brad Guy's No. 3 man! He was apprehended yesterday in connection with the infection of Juliana's family last week, but upon examination of his personal effects we soon found him to be deeply involved in the Company. What's more, he had some documents on him that, assuming they are authentic, give us insight into the inner workings of the Company. We have reproduced the org chart he had (and apparently used to train new recruits on the organization of the company) below:



The perpetrator had three full sets of IDs on him, but we believe his real name to be Jefferson Owen. Unfortunately, the documents he had all use code names and will not immediately help us to find anyone that he reported to, but there were some hints on how to contact the higher-ups. We'll have our team of forensic experts examining the documents and we'll keep you all posted on our progress.

As this is a huge blow to the Company we expect hostilities to increase as they try to compensate for this loss. We beg of you all to be more cautious than ever and to talk with your children again about the dangers of brads. All of us here at the People's GNU Dictatorship are nothing if not concerned for the welfare of your children!