Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Matter of Principle

Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe. This lady, for example, refused to pay the US$7.45 she owed the restaurant because she had reason to believe that the manager was collaborating with the Brad Guys. As a result, she will now stand trial and face a possible fine of US$500 and 60 days in jail.

What she didn't know, however, was that the restaurant manager was not collaborating with the Brad Guys, he was spying on them. The manager, who will remain nameless for now, has been a faithful supporter for years. Now that he has been exposed we are currently working on placing him in a position where he can continue his surveillance.

We are currently negotiating with the authorities for the release of our valiant supporter, and are hopeful that her case will not go to court. If it hadn't been for the testimony of our friend the restaurant manager, she could easily have gone unnoticed and rotted in jail for two months.

We ask our supporters to use common sense in confronting the Company:
  • If you suspect that someone is collaborating with the Company, contact your local GPD Office
  • Record any conversations you may overhear
  • Do not expose yourself as an opponent of the Company until a representative of the GNU Public Dictatorship is present
  • Do not take vengeance on Company supporters. You could be charged, as our supporter was this time, for anything you do to them.

We understand how important the principles of the GNU Public Dictatorship are, but we ask our supporters to think before they act in our behalf.

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