Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Still Under Attack

The Brad Guys have mercilessly persisted in their efforts to derail our quest for peaceful world domination. Not only have they doubled their "good will" propagandizing at my son's elementary school, but he has actually come home with brads in his school work. You can understand what a chilling moment that was for me.

On top of that, just when we thought our health crisis was over at home, they have redoubled their efforts. We think this is the work of some co-conspirators that we had unfortunately not apprehended before. The health crisis is worsening, but fear not! Our efforts to be a beacon of leadership and altruism will not cease, whatever the sacrifices and whatever the risks. 

We only regret that we cannot yet reveal the lucky winner of our logo contest. Be assured that we will work doubly hard in the future to satisfy your logo requirements. We're nothing if not attentive to your aesthetic needs.

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