The Return of Baby Piracy?

Since we exposed the baby pirates for what they were we had thought the general public had steered clear of baby piracy.  Unfortunately, this does not appear to be the case.  When this incident occurred earlier this month we sent our operatives to investigate and found that despite our pleas the piracy of babies continues in remote parts of the world.  We thought they would be smart enough to obtain documents for their pirated babies, but it appears that they hold the pirated babies in lower regard than we thought, endangering them by putting them through the X-ray machines at the airport.  Rest assured that we will redouble our efforts to ensure that creators of babies don't have to worry about other couples stealing the results of their creativity without giving proper attribution.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not determined to stamp out this heinous practice once and for all!