Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Unfair

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not fair, which is why we find it despicable that a lifeguard can be fired for saving a life outside his jurisdiction.  We know that the reach of the New Company is extensive, and we would like to make it clear that none of our supporters will be punished for combating evil regardless of whether it is in their designated watch area.  On the other hand, we have assigned you all designated watch areas for a reason, and if you leave your watch area unattended while pursuing suspects elsewhere, be aware that you will be held responsible for any hullabaloo in your own watch area.

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