Friday, July 13, 2012

A positive step!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not patient, which is why we have been waiting to impose our will on the world until they are ready.  That moment appears to be nearing, as in a Pew Reseach Center poll conducted last week the GNU Public Dictatorship finally received a plurality of votes!  Respondents were asked to choose among several potential forms of government.  Included on the list were the status quo, corporate governance (think the New Company or the Parent Corporation), religious radicalism (think the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch), Bashar al-Assad, parliamentary systems, and several others.  More people chose the GNU Public Dictatorship's Board of Dictators (11%)  than chose any other system (the status quo had 10.8%), which is just plain awesome, and takes us one small step closer to our goal of world domination and the New Future!

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