Bring Your Own...

In many industries companies have decided that they can cut costs by asking employees to bring their own laptops or tablets so that they can do their work.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to thrift, which is why we have taken this idea and expanded it.  For many companies the largest expense besides salaries is the facilities, which is why we are now proposing that budget-conscious firms should close most of their offices, retaining in them only the portion of the equipment and employees that need to be there, and instead of providing offices or cubicles for employees to ask them to bring their own office.  There are many styles that could be accommodated, including a drive-in-movie style, where employees park in a large parking area and use provided power cords and wireless access to do their work, all the way to more luxurious bring-your-own-office arrangements such as parking garages with shade (so that employees don't have to run their air conditioning the whole time they are working.

We are trying a test implementation of BYOO at the GPD headquarters, and our accountants are telling us it is saving quite a bit when compared to company-provided offices.  They tell us we could save even more by asking everyone to work at home and telecommute, but everyone knows that communication is a problem when people don't work at the same location.  One troubling trend we have noticed, however, is that some employees are trying to outdo each other and show their status by the luxury of the office they bring to work.  Perhaps we will have to furnish offices just to keep this competition in check...