Outlook not so good

We are well into our first day of meetings with the Allies (if they can be called our allies) and we are sad to say that we have made little, if any, progress.  We appear to have understood correctly the motive and method of their operatives, and we are not pleased to learn that we have been targeted for bifurcation.  They are urging us to keep listening to them, and we will for now, but we are quickly losing patience (although we are reluctant to sever our relationship with them).  We are pleased that their attempts to divide us have not been successful, but we are disappointed that we have lost several weeks worth of effort.  Recent figures show that no fewer than seventy-eight of our operatives were slowed by the recent feuding, and at least five operatives have disappeared along with their reports.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to the New Future, which is why we won't let these setbacks destroy us, but we would like to ask all of our supporters to join us in letting the Allies know they have gone too far this time by visiting your GPD county offices and filling out a complaint card which we will deliver to them.  Our goal is 3 million complaints by tomorrow afternoon!