An apology to Crktdwk

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to excellence, which is why when we discover that the machine used to communicate with Crktdwk the cuttlefish was tampered with by "Edgar" while he was impersonating Count Quisling we feel we should apologize.  The tampering appears to have affected the accuracy of the translation and the pain(lessness) level of the original machine.  We are sorry that  he had to suffer slightly, and we have promised to use the machines on ourselves in the near future in order to patch things up.  A formal apology has been sent to Crktdwk and his kin, and we hope that our negligence in this matter will not complicate human/non-human supporter relations.