The Company is crumbling!

The recent capture of Fred has been a stepping stone for us to much greater infiltration of the Company. We can't reveal any of our sources just yet, but we can tell you that reports from multiple sources have confirmed that Fred's attempt to gain admittance into the Board of Dictators was in fact a desperate attempt to keep the Company from crumbling, and that the Company itself is in the throes of death, as the economic crisis we have helped engineer is causing people to buy disproportionately fewer brads this Christmas season.

While we are pleased with our progress, at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not ambitious, as we are setting a goal to rid the world of the scourge of the Company by the end of next year! We know it is a long shot, but we believe with all our concerted efforts that we might be able to make it. Besides, what good is a goal unless it inspires us to action!