The Company is trying to diversify!

I may have been a bit premature with my last post where I intimated that the Company was crumbling and in the throes of death. While brad consumption is down, our sources have corrected me and explained that the Company is realizing that we are winning the war on brads and is attempting to diversify its portfolio. As this BBC News article explains, one of their latest attempts to make a profit is the fake video game console. Please be careful while shopping this holiday season and don't fall into the trap of saving money by buying fake. As Clare Merrills said, "When you buy these goods, you're not funding our economy, you're actually funding criminals in these far off places and it could be linked to terrorism."

Among the other fake goods you should watch out for are:

• Can openers
• Staple guns
• Silly string
• Sofas
• Nuclear reactors

If in doubt, please contact your local GNU Public Dictatorship office where we can look the product up for you. Happy Shopping!

P.S. We are sticking to our goal of ridding the world of the Company by the end of 2009. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not diligent!