Wednesday, December 24, 2008

More from our anonymous friend

It seems that "Walter" has been busy. In addition to loads of new intelligence that we can't talk about here lest we endanger our agents he has found time to implement the beginnings of vigilante-style superhero law enforcement in Malaysia. As is usual in these cases the news reports tend to focus on the absurdity of the witness's claims rather than the real story, but congrats to "Walter" anyway. We haven't heard yet whether "Walter's" superhero persona has a name, but we hope it's a good one, since the name "Walter" doesn't strike much fear into the hearts of hardened criminals (at least not yet). While we are not suggesting that all of our supporters should create superhero personae and carry out vigilante-style justice, at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to stopping petty crime, and we are pleased that Malaysia has a new (nameless) hero.

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