Enough Besmirching

There are a number of groups out there that will do just about anything to besmirch our name. Most recently it was the Matchams Leisure Park in the United Kingdom. They advertised themselves as a great theme park but did not deliver. Patrons were rather upset at the exorbitant prices they had to pay for admission and at the terrible living conditions of the animals. The Organizer of the Matchams Leisure Park said, rather cryptically, "What is not here that we haven't advertised?"

We have found ties between the amusement park and the Brad Guys, but we don't want to jeopardize our operatives by telling you any more. We believe that they have created a fake amusement park to try to convince people not to visit the GNU Public Theme Park in Corpus Christi, Texas. We hate to break it to them, but attendance has not dipped yet at the park, and RideTorrent use has exceeded our own expectations. Once again, the Company has failed. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not grateful for your support!