Proceed with Caution!

It has been a great week for our investigative reporting. Not only have we found proof of the dangers of too much karaoke, we have also found that too much kissing can cause hearing loss! What happened in this case was a simple pressure differential problem, where the pressure in the inner ear was reduced so much by the kiss that the ear drum gave way, much like an airlock made of rubber, which, incidentally probably wouldn't be a good idea even if the submarine or spaceship wasn't involved in a passionate kiss. I guess the eardrum was never meant to be an air lock. Anyway, enough rambling. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not committed to keeping you safe! Couples, please proceed with caution.