It's official

For quite some time now the scientific community has been warning about the possible dangers of Karaoke, but has not been able to make much of a dent on public opinion. Ralph Nader has just joined the movement and is currently working on a book entitled Karaoke: Unsafe at any Pitch. Negotiations for Al Gore to join the movement have been progressing slowly, but he has recently completed a PowerPoint presentation about the dangers of too much karaoke. Unfortunately, none of these efforts seems to be denting the popularity of karaoke or its cousin Rock Band.

As of now, however, the naysayers will not have a leg to stand on. A Malaysian man who spent too much time doing karaoke recently died, finally making it official that karaoke is dangerous. At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are not teetotalers and we do not recommend complete abstinence from karaoke and Rock Band, but we do recommend moderation in all things.