Pablo Silva, Hero of the People

It is with great pleasure that we present to you Pablo Silva, who has been an ardent supporter for years and has been instrumental in increasing our profile in Latin America. Add to these many years of tireless self-sacrifice his latest accomplishment, and we find a prime candidate for the Hero of the People award. It brings a tear to my eyes.

So, without further ado, we now award Pablo Silva the Hero of the People award for his service to the GNU Public Dictatorship and his foresight in preserving the fairness of free kicks in soccer games without permanently scarring the playing surface. Congratulations, Pablo.