Sources

Many people have asked us lately how we have such far-reaching contacts all over the world. It's true that our projects are many and varied. It's also true that our information-gathering network is extensive. However, we are constantly frustrated that our network cannot extend even further to enable us to make even more impact in the world.

Occasionally, something marvelous happens to bring about big change at the GPD. One of these marvelous things has happened recently and we're still agog. We have recently received inside information from a new source, who has named himself "Walter" but refuses to reveal his true identity. 

The contributions of "Walter" have been world-changing. It is through his inside knowledge of The Company that we have made such enormous strides in bringing brad production to a halt in many parts of the world. "Walter" is elusive, however, and our other agents have yet to put a face to the name. His information is strictly one-way: he continually feeds us information but cannot be tracked, so we have no way of passing information back to him.

This is frustrating to us, as we'd like to work with "Walter" to make even greater strides. I am writing today to beg "Walter" to come forward and identify himself so that he can be properly thanked. He is an international hero and should be recognized with the highest honors possible. Once we have tracked his true identity, Tim will be proudly awarding the "Hero of the People" badge.

"Walter": if you're reading this, the dog flies at 11:20 and the horse jumped the moon three nights ago. Please reply.