Friday, August 31, 2012

Some bad news

We have finally confirmed that our psychiatrists were complicit in "Natasha's" plan to run away with "Edgar," and have taken appropriate disciplinary action.  Apparently they were promised free Slurpees for their help, and were rather frustrated when they discovered that "Natasha" had not given them Slurpees, but vouchers for Slurpees.  They didn't want to have to leave their homes or offices and stand in line to get one, and they were outraged.  They brought their objections to their managers, who informed us immediately.  It is amazing what outrage at a perceived injustice will do to people's sense of self-preservation.  They told us how "Natasha" told them what to tell us and that if she was able to get into the simulator she would reward them.  They divulged all they knew, and we gave them Slurpees.  Oh, and then we promptly dismissed them and took the Slurpees away. We did leave them the vouchers, however, as we figured they should still receive their pay from "Natasha."

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