Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Another statement from "Jack"

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not ready for anything, but even we were surprised when "Jack" released another statement today.  It was the exact same statement he released previously, with the exception that every reference to the letter "t" has been replaced with the number "7" and ever reference to the letter "e" has been replaced with a number "3".  We knew that "Jack" liked to repeat himself, but even we were disturbed to find that he considered it worth his while to write his same statement using "leet" speak.  We were even more disturbed when we realized that he had taken at least 43 copies of his previous statement and edited them (using white-out and a black pen) to make them match his latest statement.  We hesitate to say that "Jack" and the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch pose no threat to society, but we would be very surprised to see anything truly evil come from them in the near future!

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