Correction: Partial Success!

When we posted yesterday that "Natasha" and "Edgar" were making great strides in overcoming brad addiction, we had hope that "Natasha" would bring "Edgar" around to the New Future.  Unfortunately, it has now become apparent that "Edgar" had more of an effect on "Natasha" than she had on him.  While they are both (as far as we can observe) evil-office-product-free, they have both escaped from the TORSO simulator and are on the run from our operatives.  A note left in the reality simulator indicates that "Edgar" intends to rule the world with "Natasha" and that he thanks us for nursing him back to health but that he cannot reconcile his vision of the future (Rule by "Edgar") with ours (The GNU Public Dictatorship's Board of Dictators ushering in the New Future).  He does make it clear that he no longer espouses evil office products to achieve world domination, but we aren't sure just quite what he (and "Natasha") intend to do together.

We are investigating the circumstances of their escape from the reality simulator, and will let you know when we have a better understanding of just how this all went down.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not heartened by the fact that these two addicts were apparently able to escape from evil office products, but at the same time we are nothing if not saddened that they do not want to be a part of the New Future.  Our psychologists tell us the real problem probably has to do with "Edgar's" rivalry with his twin Quisling (and the Florence Nightingale syndrome with "Natasha"), but we don't know if we can trust them since just yesterday they were nearly ready to send her back to duty.  We'll have to see.  Either way, if you see "Edgar" or "Natasha" please let us know so that we can catch up with them sooner rather than later!