Success!

"Natasha" has been in the TORSO simulator with "Edgar" for only about a week, but it looks like true love can conquer brad addictions after all!  "Edgar's" unrelenting efforts to break her of the habit appear to have worked.  She is completely evil-office-product-free, and according to an evaluation our psychologists ran today appears to be nearly ready to get back to work!  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased that she has made such quick progress, and that the budding romance between "Edgar" and "Natasha" appears to be on track to save them both from their addictions.