Good news!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased to be able to deliver to you some good news!   The Allies have worked with us to resolve or categorize as irrelevant to our relationship nearly all of the the 3.4 million complaints we received.  The remaining 312 involve more complex matters and are likely to remain unresolved for the foreseeable future, but they are unlikely to keep us from treating the Allies as (mostly) friendly.  After all, 312 out of 3.4 million is less than one hundredth of one percent.  The sting of their attempt to divide us may be fading, but we will not easily forget the pain they caused our supporters.  Those of you who submitted complaints should receive reports stating the actions taken.  If you are unsatisfied with our response, please submit a new complaint at your local GPD office.  If your complaint about our resolution to your complain has any merit (which it probably won't) we'll try to address your remaining issues or fix the situation by removing those who are not content with the resolution.  But, anyway, please feel free to bring any issues with our resolution to our attention!