Thursday, August 2, 2012

Unfortunate

In the wake of our recent investigation into the Parent Corporation, our operative on the inside has been compromised.  We thought we had taken the appropriate precautions, but after we published our reports on the operation "Jack" and his Crafties immediately went to full alert.  Our operative "Natasha" was tragically unaware of the state of alert for a full forty-three seconds, and in that span made one critical mistake that identified her as not a true member of the Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch--she threw away a handful of hole punch leavings that were scattered on her desk.  When she realized that headquarters were in a state of alert she quickly fled the scene and is now being debriefed in a secure location.  She still may be of some help with "Edgar" while he is in the reality simulator, but she may be relegated to assignments further from the front lines.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not saddened when such things happen, but we believe we can make the most of her talents in other locations, and that there was very little to gain from further surveillance from her post in the Parent Corporation.

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