Progress

Since we introduced "Natasha" into the reality simulator and caused her to interact with "Edgar" (who obviously has deep feelings for her and wants her to quit using evil office products) we have seen a dramatic improvement in her demeanor.  She was willing enough to participate in the addiction recovery programs we had provided her, but she seems to responding even better to "Edgar's" efforts to clean her up.  She hasn't used a brad in 23 hours, and her last hole punch use was office-related, not recreational.  She has even given up on her lab for creating evil stickers at home!  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not grateful to see our former adversary and our suspended operative work together against evil office products!