Another failed experiment

Since the Greban experiment the New Company has been working tirelessly to create monsters that can enforce its vision of society on the rest of us.  One of their more dastardly schemes was a plan to create giant mutant cat creatures.  While kittens are cute, everyone knows that cats become less cute as they become larger, and making them enormous would, by extension, make them hideous and abominable.  Our operatives thought that this operation had been abandoned after several failed experiments, but apparently the New Company has sunk lower than we had thought.  They convinced an otherwise-innocent eight-year-old boy to microwave his neighbor's cat.  No doubt they told him it would create an abominable giant mutant cat creature, but, to his dismay, it did little more than injure the cat.

Our operatives have been scouring the are for clues since the incident, and we have found several sensors and recording devices.  Apparently this "experiment" was a field trial for their new abominable cat creature program, which is still in the planning phases.  Most (non-evil) scientists wait until the lab trials are encouraging before trying field trials, and most evil scientists will wait until their is at least a glimmer of hope before hooking their machines up to themselves or others, but this is a new low.  Executing experiments as part of a field test before any successful lab trials is unconscionable.  We have seen great evil coming from the New Company, but at the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not appalled that they would enlist help from small innocent boys or harm small innocent cats.  "Gertrude" must be even more evil than we thought.