Tuesday, September 4, 2012

What you have all been waiting for!

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to ruling the world in the best manner possible, which is why we periodically hold "elections" that allow world citizens who are not currently members of the Board of Dictators to apply for membership therein.  Nearly all of our supporters are capable and driven, but that is not enough for those who want to be part of the Board of Dictators.  The Board requires exceptional talents and dedication, and provides few tangible rewards.  Even so, we are proud to announce that as of today we are accepting applications!

In our last election cycle we introduced a new twist, where potential Board members were asked to contribute to this forum.  While the precise evaluation methods used will be determined after the bulk of the applications have been received, it is expected that serious applicants will work with us during the approvals process.  We will be accepting applications from now through November 6, 2012, when we will close the "election" and proceed to further evaluation of serious candidates.  Please be aware that by submitting an application you are authorizing us to perform a full background check, including, but not limited to such things as permanent school records, blood tests, and financial "checks."

The application materials posted below are available in international and US versions in both pdf and docx formats.  Viewers are available for both document formats for most operating systems.  Please fill the application out electronically and submit it to us online.  Please note that applications without required fields will be immediately rejected.


VersionWordPDF
USUS2983-2012MUS2983-2012M
InternationalW2983-2012JW2983-2012J

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