An update on "Edgar"

All of our intelligence at the moment indicates that our former rival "Edgar" is becoming less genial and cooperative the longer his bid for world domination drags on.  On his blog last weekend he posted a note which shows that he is much more frustrated than he has been, and has even been seriously considering destroying the world rather than ruling it.  Apparently his wife "Natasha" is one of the few things keeping him from making good on this threat.  He also seems to be experiencing more discrimination than we had expected due to his pinkilessness.  We ask our supporters everywhere to help us defuse this situation by eliminating anti-pinkilessness in all of its ugly forms.  While "Edgar" needs to be stopped, we should not let him use his pinkilessness as an excuse for his failure, as if he successfully does so it will be nearly impossible to convince him to give up his ridiculous quest for world domination and join us in our quest for world domination.

His other major complaints stem from not getting enough supporters (which does not surprise us) and from low churro sales (which does surprise us).  We have dispatched our food services operatives to his area and are investigating the depressed churro sales as we suspect there may be something to his bootleg churro theory, but we will let you know when we find anything out!