Monday, October 8, 2012

"Edgar" has been pacified for now

Many of our supporters have been expressing concern that we aren't doing enough to keep "Edgar" from making good on his threats to destroy the world if we don't unite behind him, but those who keep track of new developments on this front will note that in his blog he posted about a conversation he had with his twin brother, Count Quisling, who works for us.  Besides a slightly disturbing tangent about how he enjoyed imprisoning his twin in the reality simulator, the post shows that the visit did him good.  At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to family, which is why we have encouraged Count Quisling to do what he wanted to help his brother and we have authorized his use of GPD enforcers to help keep the churro trade clean for "Edgar."  It would be difficult to accuse us of not trying to keep "Edgar" from becoming a problem as we are doing all we can to keep him from causing problems.  After all, we are nothing if not pragmatic!

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