Finally, some legitimacy

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not excited that the US courts have finally recognized that Popcorn Lung is a condition for which microwave popcorn manufacturers should be held accountable.  The condition itself is, as yet, irreversible, but we hope our scientists will be able to find a cure soon.  The New Company has been working for months to keep this sort of thing under the radar, but the fact that the US courts (and the jurors) are not cooperating with the New Company is very encouraging.  It appears that the New Company has been thwarted in yet another of its evil aims!