The Nobel Peace Prize

Many of our supporters were very disappointed when they heard that the Norwegian Nobel Committee chose the European Union over the GNU Public Dictatorship for the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize.  After all, what has the European Union done to stop the blight of addictive and evil office products that has been forced upon the world by the uncaring and vindictive New Company?  What have they done to keep gas prices down or up, depending on our current needs?  What have they done to destroy our current financial system so we can replace it with a new, more glorious one?  Okay, so maybe they have contributed to the market collapse we have been seeing of late, and maybe they have tried to keep European countries from waging war against each other, and maybe they have promoted human rights, but we have been doing much more for world citizens.  We have tried to suppress violence all around the world, not just in Europe.  We have promoted equal rights for all, not just for humans.  We have destroyed the Company and the evil Parent Corporation, and rendered the Brad Guys and Unholy Brotherhood of the Hole Punch irrelevant to the daily lives of most world citizens, and we are engaged in an epic struggle to defeat the evil New Company.  In this fight, however, we have not used any conventional weapons and no collateral damage has been sustained due to our interference.  If anyone deserves the peace prize, it is us.  We have been expecting it for several years now, but we are willing to wait.  What angers us is what we just found out: the committee had been considering us, but thanks to the intervention of several operatives of the New Company (and one from "Edgar") they did not put us on the official ballot.  We generally don't send our operatives to meetings of the Nobel Committee, but perhaps we should in the future!