Ties repaired

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not pleased to announce that ties have been repaired between our human and non-human supporters.  There will, of course, always be some individuals who have trouble interacting with others, but for the most part, as this incident in which an eager dog accidentally shot off his owner's hand shows, people and non-people are not ready to blame each other for their misfortune.  Rene was quick to point out that the dog had no fault, and that he should have engaged the safety.  It is good to see that our near schism is nearly healed, no thanks to our "Allies".

Some of you may have been disappointed to discover that this post was about human-non-human ties, and not neckties, but, have no fear!  We are also starting up the GNU Public Tie Repair for those who want their neckties repaired in a timely and open manner.  Inquire at your local GPD office for details!