Monday, October 15, 2012

"Edgar" and the New Company

At the GNU Public Dictatorship we are nothing if not dedicated to the New Future, which is why we struggle so much to improve the world in preparation for the Great Day when we declare that we are fully in charge of the world and finally eliminate our opponents by force.  We keep close tabs on our enemies and try our best to thwart their plans, which is why we have our operatives embedded in so many places around the world.  We also work with existing governments and financial institutions to destabilize them so that we can replace them with better versions.  While this kind of work is never glamorous, it is necessary, and our ability to undertake it is increasing all the time.

Interestingly, our former nemesis "Edgar" does not seem to be paying attention to developments at the New Company.  He seems to be completely focused on his own organization.  We have been poring over our intelligence reports for some time now and have come to the conclusion that there are a few possibilities here:

  1. "Edgar" already knew about the New Company.  If this is the case, however, we are surprised that in his crusade against evil office products he wouldn't have disclosed all that he knew about them.  Perhaps he and "Natasha" were working on some scheme that will no longer be possible.  Regardless of the reasons, we find it odd that "Edgar" would pass up an opportunity to hurt his enemies.
  2. "Edgar" has so few resources at his disposal that he cannot focus on his enemies just yet.  Perhaps this is the most likely situation, but we'll see as his churro sales pick up and his campaign volunteers add to his ability to carry out operations.  His last post did seem to have some threats of increased operations.
  3. "Edgar" is really in league with the New Company.  We don't think this one is likely, mostly because there has been no communication between the Parent Corporation and the New Company for some time, and since "Edgar" resigned from the Parent Corporation we have not intercepted any communication to either the Parent Corporation or the New Company from "Edgar."
At this point we believe that "Edgar" is harmless, but we are keeping a close eye on him.  If his loyalties seem to switch or if he starts undertaking missions that hurt our supporters or other world citizens not aligned with the purveyors of evil office products rest assured that we will take appropriate action.

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